Brogging Abroad
TODAY'S BIG EVENT: Going to Val's elementary school to teach the kids how to say the names of countries in English. Scheduled and upheld an UNO playdate with a 5th Grader. At lunch, I couldn't figure out how to open my [whole--gross] milk. The boy across the table opened it for me. They all thought that was funny.
CULTURAL AWARENESS LESSON OF THE DAY:
You have to pack indoor shoes and change into them when indoors.
EAST-MEETS-WEST QUESTION OF THE DAY:
"Why do you have black hair?"
--Little girl to Matt the Great, who is both from America AND not blond
GERMANE-TO-JAPAN OF THE DAY:
25 kids wanting my autograph!
JAPANESE OF THE DAY:
sakana, katsuo bushi, nerimono, tako, iwashi, shifudo, kai, ebi, ika, be-kon, bi-fi, chikken, hamu, ramu, niku, buta niku = the list every vegetarian discusses with his waiter before ordering
posted by Matt the Great @ 5/22/2006
3 Comments:
that's my nephew on the left...
already you're a bigger hit in the Japanese schools than Mark Adamo!
Why the hell do you have black hair? And more importantly, do the curtains match the drapes? TURNADOH, motherfucker!
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